april-fools
1st April 2020

Introducing our new RTX plan

Wait, what?

RTX on, RTX off

Real-time raytracing, a new bleeding-edge feature introduced last year has taken the 3D world by the storm. Most of the latest photo-realistic games have been using this technology in order to provide next-level reflections and unprecedented level of realistic graphics.

Some said it was impossible, but we did it. We managed to integrate raytracing support to our charts, providing real-time water reflections and ambient occlusion to our heatmap. Due to the high-requirements, this feature will be exclusive to the ultimate plan. To enable it, click on RTX button next to HD heatmap.

PSA: This feature is only available on GPUs that support raytracing. During usage, this feature will heat up your hardware beyond anything you've ever experienced before. Great for winter use, but may turn the room into an actual sauna, so make sure to take off your clothes before enabling it.

The Ultimate plan ™

After analyzing the crypto market in great detail, we discovered the secrets to success and we're really excited to share them with you!

Become the alpha omega, beginning and end, the first and the last. Experience the true power of megalodon whales, the 300-IQ entities, and our reptilian and robot overlords.

Curious? Read more about it on our Upgrade page

What's next?

We're working on integrating real-time physics, bi-neural sound alerts and most importantly keyboard haptic feedback (keyboard requires vibration support).

Complete changelog

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